Directed by Gabriel Bath
| 2025 | 95 min

The premiere of moviejuicer Gabe Bath’s new microbudget epic: A lone Sailor washes up on the shore and is hit with violent and libellous accusations of gang affiliations. A group of Sailors drink hearty ales and enter a pop music competition. The Kid pines for suburb exploration over the school holidays. Along the way all of these once and future seafarers cross paths with crazy clowns, wicked witches, musical monkeys, deadly Disney adults and even some famous faces. The first in a series of films that will outlive us all and eventually be given its own theme park. If in a state of spiritual anxiety please keep repeating: Am I these Sailors, or would I like to be these Sailors?

Featuring many gangs and live cinema shenanigans, and preceded by the classic cartoon Popeye Meets Sinbad the Sailor.

Unclassified, recommended for ages 15 + for mild coarse language, mild sexual references, cartoon violence